Quick Hit Artist Interview: Colyer

Colyer at the Lodge Room

Interview with the artist. Enjoy:

How would you describe your sound? If you time-traveled a person with a handful of their favorite late-sixties albums to 2018 and locked them in a studio with a bunch of instruments and an iMac, that’s what I sound like.

If you weren’t pursuing music as a career or passion, what do you think you might be doing in its place? If I weren’t doing music, I might be just another white guy in marketing.

Own Q&A. A total stranger picks a fight with you in a bar. This stranger is exactly your size and weight. You have done nothing to this individual to warrant such animosity, but the stranger really wants to fight you. And to make matters weirder, this stranger wants to fight you on the moon (and somehow this is possible). You and this stranger will be transported to the surface of the moon, outfitted in ultra-thin (and very comfortable) space suits, and rigged with lightweight oxygen tanks. You will then be expected to fight for 10 three-minute rounds. You can’t use weapons, there are no rules, and you cannot quit (unless you or your opponent are knocked unconscious). Do you accept this challenge? And — if yes — what is your moon-fighting strategy? *thanks to Chuck Klosterman’s “Hypertheticals.” Answer. I would most definitely accept this challenge because how could I pass up a chance to go to the moon? My moon-fighting strategy would be purely based on poorly demonstrated martial art techniques I’ve gathered from Hollywood movies, namely “Karate Kid” and “3 Ninjas.” All said techniques would prove to be inefficient due to the fact that I don’t know what I’m doing and the lack of gravity just makes it look like I’m doing tai chi.